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Showing posts with label ROSH HASHANAH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ROSH HASHANAH. Show all posts

Thursday 20 September 2012

THE JEWISH MOTHER

READING THE JEWISH NEWS 13 SEPTEMBER 2012
ROSH HASHANAH MYSTERY MUM.
FROM THE QUESTIONS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE
UNITED SYN. HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
HOW DO I GET THE BEST SEAT AT SHUL FOR ROSH HASHANAH ?
WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND ?
IN A FEW YEARS YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF PLACE.
WHEN ALL OR NEARLY ALL YOUR CHILDREN WILL MARRY OUT.
 
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION ! !
WHAT CLOTHES ARE IN FOR WEARING AT SHUL?
IN CHURCH YOU HAVE CLOTHES THAT ARE IN AND OUT.
HOW DO I GET THE KIDS EXCITED ABOUT ROSH HASHANAH ?
WAKE UP YOUR KIDS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BEING JEWISH.
AND THE SAME ANSWER GOES FOR THE QUESTION:
HOW DO I GET MY CHILDREN TO GO TO SHUL TWO DAYS IN A ROW ?
ON THE LAST TWO QUESTIONS I CAN SEE THAT THIS
HOUSEHOLD, INCLUDING THE JEWISH MOTHER,
NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN WHAT A JEW IS ALL ABOUT.
THIS IS WHAT I EXPLAIN ON MY TELEVISION PROGRAM:
" TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE"
LIKE THE P.M. SAYS: EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION,
GABY LOCK.

Monday 19 September 2011

DENOMINATO​R

THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IN LIFE TO-DAY
BY GOYIM OR YIDEN IS SECURITY IN LIFE,
YOUR JOB, PENSION, YOUR CHILDREN SCHOOLS, SHIDUCHIM

AND LAST BUT AND NOT LEAST IS YOUR PARTNER.

IF YOU LOOK AROUND IN TO-DAY'S WORLD

FROM THE WEATHER TO FINANCE, WE FEEL THAT
G=D DOES NOT WANT THAT WE SHOULD FEEL SECURE,ONLY IN HIM.
AS IS WRITTEN IN OUR PRAYERS AND WE SAY THIS EVERY DAY:
"YOU ALONE,FOREVER, SHIELD AND SAVIOR FOR THEM AND FOR THEIR
CHILDREN IN EVERY GENERATION. "
THAT WE BELIEVE IN G=D AND RELY ON HIM IS THE DUTY OF EVERY JEW
AND NON-JEW ON THIS WORLD.
A JEW HAS AN ADDITIONAL 613 MITZVOS
WHEN I COME TO LOOK AT WHAT G=D IS DOING IN TO-DAY'S WORLD

THROUGH ACTS OF G=D AND ACTS OF MAN,

WE HAVE TO KNOW ALL OUR TRUST AND SECURITY  .
IS IN G=D'S  HANDS.
THAT IS WHY FROM ROSH HASHANAH TO YOM KIPPUR
WE SAY IN OUR PRAYERS: " HOLY KING ( HAMELACH )"
AND IF FORGOTTEN, WE HAVE TO REPEAT THE SHEMONEH ESREI.

THERE WAS A QUESTION ASKED IN LAST WEEK'S LONDON JEWISH NEWS
15/9/2011 ASK THE RABBI
WHY HAS ANTI-SEMITISM BEEN AROUND SO LONG ?
THE ANSWER AS I HAVE EXPLAINED ABOVE IS QUITE SIMPLE.
THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP JEWISH PEOPLE, JEWISH.
REMINDING THEM THAT THEIR DUTY IS TO DEPEND ON G=D

AND PRAY TO HIM ! !

G=D HAS SET THEM APART FROM ALL
AND THE WORLD HATES THEM.

IT DOES NOT MATTER IF IT IS WEALTH,  POWER,  CHOSEN PEOPLE.
SCAPEGOAT,  KILLED JESUS,  DIFFERENT,  INFERIOR,
G=D WANTS SPECIALLY THE JEWISH PEOPLE TO KNOW THEY
ARE JEWISH AND NEED G=D.

THROUGH THE YEARS THERE HAVE BEEN
TERRIBLE WAYS OF REMINDING US.
BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD HAVE ALSO A DUTY
TO BELIEVE IN G=D
AND THEY ARE GETTING THEIR REMINDER THROUGH EARTH QUAKES
AND TSUNAMIS THE WEATHER ETC,ETC,