THE JEWISH MOTHER

READING THE JEWISH NEWS 13 SEPTEMBER 2012

ROSH HASHANAH MYSTERY MUM.

FROM THE QUESTIONS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE

UNITED SYN. HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.

HOW DO I GET THE BEST SEAT AT SHUL FOR ROSH HASHANAH ?

WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND ?

IN A FEW YEARS YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF PLACE.

WHEN ALL OR NEARLY ALL YOUR CHILDREN WILL MARRY OUT.

 

WHAT A STUPID QUESTION ! !

WHAT CLOTHES ARE IN FOR WEARING AT SHUL?

IN CHURCH YOU HAVE CLOTHES THAT ARE IN AND OUT.

HOW DO I GET THE KIDS EXCITED ABOUT ROSH HASHANAH ?

WAKE UP YOUR KIDS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BEING JEWISH.

AND THE SAME ANSWER GOES FOR THE QUESTION:

HOW DO I GET MY CHILDREN TO GO TO SHUL TWO DAYS IN A ROW ?

ON THE LAST TWO QUESTIONS I CAN SEE THAT THIS

HOUSEHOLD, INCLUDING THE JEWISH MOTHER,

NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN WHAT A JEW IS ALL ABOUT.

THIS IS WHAT I EXPLAIN ON MY TELEVISION PROGRAM:

" TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE"

LIKE THE P.M. SAYS: EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION,

GABY LOCK.