HENDON ADATH

I SAW AN ADVERT  THAT RABBI PINCHOS ROBERTS WILL BE RETIRING SHORTLY.
THE BOARD OF MANAGEMENT ARE LOOKING TO FIND A SUITABLE CANDIDATE
FOR THIS PRESTIGIOUS POSITION.
I THINK I WOULD BE THE SUCCESSFUL APPLICANT.
 I AM A TALMID CHOCHOM OF REPUTE WITH EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF SHULCHAN ORUCH.
MY WIFE AND I ( watch my film  "Two Jews on a Cruise" ) POSSESS DEMONSTRABLY WARM PERSONALITIES WITH THE ABILITY TO CONNECT WITH ALL SECTIONS OF THE KEHILLA.
I CAN EASILY FALL INTO RABBI ROBERTS FOOT STEPS.
I KNOW HOW TO LICK THE RICH AND BE A SNOB TO THE POOR.
LOOK DOWN ON THE CHASSIDIM AND ALL OTHER JEWS WHO DO NOT FIT INTO THE SNOBBERY OF THE HENDON ADATH.
I WILL ALSO COST YOU A LOT, LOT LESS THEN RABBI ROBERTS.
I DO NOT KNOW WHY RABBI ROBERTS IS GOING BUT G=D WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, AFTER THE WAY HE TREATED RABBI CHAIM HALPERN SHLIT"A.

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