NOT KOSHER PHONE

AT SOME POINT WE HAVE GOT YIDDISHKEIT WRONG
I CAME IN TO THE M/H SYNAGOGUE IN MY SKULLCAP
SOMEONE POINTED OUT TO ME THAT THERE IS A GEMACH FOR HATS
AS YOU MUST DOVEN WITH A HAT
I SAID THAT IS NOT TRUE THERE IS NO NOTICE AND YOU CAN DOVEN IN A SKULLCAP.
BUT THERE IS A NOTICE UP FROM THE ROV OF M/H
IF YOU HAVE A NONE KOSHER PHONE
YOU MAY NOT LEAD THE SERVICE AND THERE IS NO DIFFRENCE WHAT EVER THE REASON
I SEE PEOPLE COME IN TO THE SYNAGOGUE AND MAKE THEMSELVS
FRUM PUTING  ON A GARTTEL AND THEY HAVE GOT A NONE KOSHER PHONE.
I THINK WE NEED TO BRING IN A PHYCHIATRIST TO M/H SYNAGOGUE
TO UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE
YIDDISHKEIT IS A JOKE.