STUPID GOVERNMENT

 THERE IS AN ADVERT ON THE RADIO

 TELLING  US THAT THE GOVERNMENT

 HAS REDUCED THE EMISSIONS IN THE

 CLIMATE PROJECTS BY REDUCING THE

 SPEED LIMATE TO 20 MILES.

THE BEST IDEA THE GOVERNMENT CAN

 HAVE IN REDUCING THE EMISSIONS IS

 TO CLOSE THE ROADS DOWN

 COMPLETELY. 

MY ADVICE TO THE GOVERNMENT IS

 JUST KILL ALL OF US AND SAVE THE

  COUNTRY AND GOVERNMENT, THAT IS

 ALL THAT MATTERS TO THEM.