LAST SUNDAY AFTERNOON 8 / 6 /2014 I CAME HOME TO WARGRAVE AVE AFTER MY AFTERNOON SHIUR IN BOBOV THE SWAN C.C. AT 3.35P.M.
THERE WAS AN EUROPEAN MAN LYING ON THE PAVEMENT THREE DOORS DOWN FROM MY HOUSE.
LOTS OF PEOPLE ENGLISH AND FROM THIS MANS CULTURE WALKED PASSED AND TOOK NO NOTICE ! ! THAT'S WHATS IS WRONG IN OUR SOCIETY TO-DAY.
I PHONED THE POLICE THEY WANTED TO GIVE ME A REFERENCE NUMBER.
I ANSWERED THEM I DO NOT NEED A REFERENCE NUMBER.
I ONLY DID MY DUTY AS EVERY CITIZEN SHOULD DO.
I SAID: " IF YOU COME OR NOT THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS. "
I LEFT THE SEEN AND WENT HOME.
THE POLICE ARRIVED AT 4.20 P.M.
THEY INFORMED ME THAT THE MAN WAS TOTALLY DRUNK AND COULD NOT EVEN STAND ( how low can a human being get. Rabbi wosner of satmar 26 talks about that to his community it seems they have the same problem ).
THEY TOLD ME THEY ARE GOING TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED ONE AND HALF HOURS LATER AT 5.50P.M.
I THANKED THE RIBBONO SHEL OLAM THAT I AM A YID AND BELONG TO A NATION THAT HAVE RECEIVED THE TORAH AND WE CARE ONE YID FOR ANOTHER.
THERE WAS AN EUROPEAN MAN LYING ON THE PAVEMENT THREE DOORS DOWN FROM MY HOUSE.
LOTS OF PEOPLE ENGLISH AND FROM THIS MANS CULTURE WALKED PASSED AND TOOK NO NOTICE ! ! THAT'S WHATS IS WRONG IN OUR SOCIETY TO-DAY.
I PHONED THE POLICE THEY WANTED TO GIVE ME A REFERENCE NUMBER.
I ANSWERED THEM I DO NOT NEED A REFERENCE NUMBER.
I ONLY DID MY DUTY AS EVERY CITIZEN SHOULD DO.
I SAID: " IF YOU COME OR NOT THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS. "
I LEFT THE SEEN AND WENT HOME.
THE POLICE ARRIVED AT 4.20 P.M.
THEY INFORMED ME THAT THE MAN WAS TOTALLY DRUNK AND COULD NOT EVEN STAND ( how low can a human being get. Rabbi wosner of satmar 26 talks about that to his community it seems they have the same problem ).
THEY TOLD ME THEY ARE GOING TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED ONE AND HALF HOURS LATER AT 5.50P.M.
I THANKED THE RIBBONO SHEL OLAM THAT I AM A YID AND BELONG TO A NATION THAT HAVE RECEIVED THE TORAH AND WE CARE ONE YID FOR ANOTHER.
9 comments:
Your caps lock key appears to be jammed 'on'
You beat me to it.
Must have got caught in your peyot. Why do you wear them to get on to tv4. Not because you're Jewish.
Rabbi Lock I must beg you and ask you mechila. I always thought you were the biggest meshugane in town and now I have been proved wrong. There is at the moment a job available which I think you would be most suited for. The present incumbent is sadly lacking in sechel. One has to be the biggest talmid chochom and of course that is what you are no doubt about it. Now for the hard part at least the present one cant manage it well he cant speak english but of course your english (they type thats needed) is perfect for the job. He is looking for volunteers to do the job for him but since you can do it yourself he ought to give up his position to you especially since in all other ways you are much more suited. A bigger talmid chochom a bigger ' maggid' and anything else that's needed. The Job entails visiting your members and chasidim. That is of course the job of any rov to keep up with them. The problem only arised since they dont come to shul and you cant meet them there you have to go out to meet them where 'they' are. The present rov has a long list of addresses of where they 'congregate' and your job will be to meet them there. There are also many 'perks' to the job which of course I cant print out here. I am sure you will be most welcome in these places since it wont be the first you have set foot in them and you will also find many of your goyishe friends there. So I think youre hugely qualified for the job and one should send him back to Israel and install you in his place.
YOU ARE SHIT AND THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK OF ALL DAY.
YOUR LANGUAGE NOT MINE ! ! !
Exactly, thats the kind of English usage we are looking for. You fit the mold perfectly. The job is yours for the asking. No one could do it better than you. Its well paid as well . Minimum a thousand a week plus all the extras and perks. You go to see the 'best' things. Even better than you can see on your TV and even partake in them. Mamesh what you would call gan eden! You also meet all your good chaverim. Maybe they will even give you another series. Now that would be nice to see your name and face again popping up all over the screen. They never do you enough justice. An accomplished actor like you. When will we see you again. We are all crying out for you. And your English usage, no goyish actor comes anywhere near to compare to you. In all the gutters one cant find any. No wonder they have to look in the Jewish ones.
Rabbi lock you language is shocking (to say the least),
Im not aware of any rabbi who speak the way you do, actually NO ORTODOX JEW would use such words .SICKENING.
YOU ARE PUTTING US ASHAMED
WE ARE ALL A BIG BAG OF SHIT
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS PUT THE OTHER MAN DOWN
OR EVEN THE OTHER RABBI
Who is WE????
Ii really start to believe that you are insane.
YOU, YOU, YOU, AND ONLY YOU are putting EVERYBODY DOWN.
WE, WE, WE, YES WE , WE are sick and tired of you putting the world down
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