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Friday 30 March 2012

MATZOS BAKING

I GO EVERY DAY TO LEARN IN BELZ 99 BETHUNE ROAD.
THIS MONTH OF NISSAN IS DIFFERENT FROM THE WHOLE YEAR,

CHILDREN FROM JEWISH SCHOOLS ALL OVER LONDON FRUM AND NOT FRUM
EVEN CHILDREN WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING THEY ARE SEEING COME,
 LIKE KISHARON AND SCHOOLS LIKE THAT.
SO MANY CHILDREN COME IN BUSES AND COACHES THAT THEY WAIT IN A QUE TO GET IN.

IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW FRUM THE PERSON WHO IS BAKING IS,
( THAT THESE CHILDREN MIGHT DISTURB THE KASHRUS OF THE MATZOS ) 
EVERY CHILD GETS A TURN TO GO ROUND THE WHOLE BAKERY
TO SEE WITH HIS OWN EYES THE PROSES OF HAND BAKING MATZOS.
I ASKED ONE OF THE TEACHERS: " DO YOU ONLY COME HERE TO BELZ ? "
HE TOLD ME THAT OTHER BAKERIES DON'T LET THEM IN.
THEY ARE SCARED THAT IT WILL DISTURB THE KASHRUS 
OF THE MATZOS.

I EXPLAIN TO THE TEACHERS WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE
OF MY T.V. PROGRAM.
"TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE".
MY REBBE THE BEIS YISROEL TAUGHT ME  THAT WHEN YOU
MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY PEOPLE WILL BE ATTRACTED TO LOOK.
THEN YOU CAN TELL THEM WHAT YOU WANT IN YIDDISHKEIT.
PEOPLE SEE ME ON THE BUSES AND SAY: " TO ME I SAW YOUR PROGRAM"
I SAY TO THEM DID YOU GET THE POINT ?
" IF YOU DO NOT LEARN YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BE A JEW."
I KNOW THAT EVERY MOVEMENT OF MINE IS TO SPREAD G=DS NAME.
I HOPE THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO INSULT ME ARE TRULY SERVING G=D.
IF NOT THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT G=D WATCHES OVER ME. 

THATS A KIDDISH HASHEM

I WAS PLEASED TO SEE IN THE TRIBUNE WHAT IS A KIDDISH HASHEM.
EFRAYIM GOLDSTEIN MEETS CHANCELLOR GEORGE OSBORNE

WITH COUNCILLOR BEREL AUSSENBERG,
CHOSEN TO PARTICIPATE IN THE OLYMPICS TORCH RELAY,
SAID MR GOLDSTEIN.
"MY TZITZIS AND KAPPEL WILL BE VISIBLE"
(I SHOULD HOPE SO).

TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE WAS A CHILLUL HASHEM ? ? ?
AS I COME OVER IN A VERY STRAIGHT FORWARD MANNER,
EXPLAINING WHAT THE DUTY OF A JEW IS, HOW TO BE A JEW
YOU HAVE TO STUDY AND LEARN TORAH.
 ARE THE BOOKS THAT TELL US HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A JEW
AND WHAT G=D WANTS FROM US.
I HAVE LOOKED AND LOOKED
AND DO NOT SEE MENTIONED IN THE TORAH,
BEING AN OLYMPIC TORCH BEARER IS
A MITZVAH IN THE TORAH ! ! !