READING THE JEWISH NEWS 13 SEPTEMBER 2012
ROSH HASHANAH MYSTERY MUM.
FROM THE QUESTIONS YOU CAN SEE THAT THE
UNITED SYN. HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
HOW DO I GET THE BEST SEAT AT SHUL FOR ROSH HASHANAH ?
WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND ?
IN A FEW YEARS YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF PLACE.
WHEN ALL OR NEARLY ALL YOUR CHILDREN WILL MARRY OUT.
WHAT A STUPID QUESTION ! !
WHAT CLOTHES ARE IN FOR WEARING AT SHUL?
IN CHURCH YOU HAVE CLOTHES THAT ARE IN AND OUT.
HOW DO I GET THE KIDS EXCITED ABOUT ROSH HASHANAH ?
WAKE UP YOUR KIDS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BEING JEWISH.
AND THE SAME ANSWER GOES FOR THE QUESTION:
HOW DO I GET MY CHILDREN TO GO TO SHUL TWO DAYS IN A ROW ?
ON THE LAST TWO QUESTIONS I CAN SEE THAT THIS
HOUSEHOLD, INCLUDING THE JEWISH MOTHER,
NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN WHAT A JEW IS ALL ABOUT.
THIS IS WHAT I EXPLAIN ON MY TELEVISION PROGRAM:
" TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE"
LIKE THE P.M. SAYS: EDUCATION, EDUCATION, EDUCATION,
GABY LOCK.